I don't know about you, but I can do this...

Seriously. Wow. So cool.

I.F.H. Mondays

In honor of Memorial Day, I thought I would post an oldie but goodie. My favorite part is the happy birthday song.

"Happy birthday stupid annoying chick and gay douchefag, happy suck it F**c you!"

Try the Pepto-Bismol Chicken!

Crazy Punching

After bopping to the catchy music in Matt's post of "Crazy Dancing," It reminded me of some other music that I enjoyed bopping to. Therefore, I thought I would post this moderately amusing Saturday Night Live Digital Short of... Ahem...

"People Getting Punched Just Before Eating."

Please to enjoy.

Weezer's New Video! - Tasty!

Man, I do loves me some pork and beans. Sittin' by a campfire, the moon hanging low over the night sky, the sweet warmth of molasses and starch filling my belly.... Ah, chain-gang memories. But the new video for Weezer's "Pork and Beans" is almost as good, if less incarcerate-y.

Crazy Dancing

Typically, I wouldn't be posting a video about someone dancing, but this is seriously some of the coolest stuff I have ever seen. To be honest, the music is pretty catchy too.... This dude is S-I-C-K!!

The Office in Japanese - Mushi Mushi!

When I first saw the British (original) version of The Office, (Genius at the 2:00 mark of the link,) I didn't think it was possible for it to get any funnier. Then I saw the American Version of The Office, and I didn't think that could get any funnier.

I was wrong. Check it out. Konichiwa.

This is funny to me!

What a dick move!

Tropic Thunder

In the action-comedy "Tropic Thunder," Ben Stiller plays Tugg Speedman, who is cast in the biggest, most expensive war movie ever produced. He sets out to Southeast Asia with Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.), Jeff Portnoy (Jack Black), Alpa Chino (Brandon T. Jackson), and Kevin Sandusky (Jay Baruchel). The actors are thrown into a real-life war-zone, and are forced to become the fighting unit they're portraying.

All Hail Oprah!

Every now and then, in life, there are unexplainable phenomena. One tries desperately to define them, typify them, or classify them. I, for my part, am absolutely dumbfounded by these pea-brained, child minded zombies. F*** Oprah, and her mindless army of vapid, mindless fem-bots.

Sick Wiffle Ball!!

I got to play some Wiffle Ball this weekend which brought back some great memories. As I struck everyone out, it reminded me how good of a pitcher I used to be.......ok, well maybe I didn't strike everyone out.....alright alright, maybe 1 strike out, regardless, it reminded me of this video and how there are some SICK Wiffle Ball pitchers out there just a wee bit better than me. Check it out:

8-Bit Paintball

You don't have to be a paintballer to enjoy this piece of animated genius. It is an excellent example of the notion that sometimes, the best way to express an idea is through sheer simplicity. Give it a look.

Think your tough? EAT A HABANERO

This is an oldie, but I still think it is one of the funnier videos I have seen in a long time. Watch as the kid thinks he can handle the heat, but then it REALLY sets in. Good Stuff.

Songwriting - The Process.

For those of you who don't know, I like to fancy myself as a bit of a songwriter. After I penned such classics as Senor Blanco and All Around, I think it's safe to say I know my way around the block when it comes to composing the melody of a song, as well as it's lyrics and meaning. That's why I found this video so intriguing. In this clip, we get a backstage pass into the process that John Mayer puts into every song he writes. Please to enjoy!

Folks, right now we may need emergency surgery... in the studio!

1101-1816 is the item number on this one, and the nice thing about these practice katanas...

(bang) (bang) (bang)

Ow! Ohhh! That hurt! Ohhh. That hurt big time! A piece of that - the tip- just got me Odell!

Pineapple Express

This is the red band preview for Pineapple Express. I think it is gonna be one of 2008's funniest movies. Here's the plot:

"Lazy stoner Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver (James Franco): to purchase a rare new strain of weed called Pineapple Express. When he becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop (Rosie Perez) and the city's most dangerous drug lord (Gary Cole), he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the crime scene."