That's Not Racist - "Prease Crean My Crothes."

Just because you talk like a racist doesn't mean you are one...does it? A short by Shira Piven and Tavis Watson.

"Prease Crean My Crothes."

Aural Implant Technology - Do Not Consult Your Physician

"Private Eyes... They're Watching You..."

He's A Really Good Boy... Oh My God!

"Hey Mom, Dad, what's goin' on ...Alright this is it, I would like to introduce you the newest member of our family... Hey guys, this is Cherry- He's my new pug- He's a really good boy...

Oh My God... (X3)"

Good Boy, Bubba!

Bubba the big doggie loves burritos. He loves them sooo much, he eats them in one bite. Here is Bubba "enjoying" a bean and cheese burrito from Taco Bell.

What A Richocet! Holy Jeez Man!

The odds of being hit by a bullet ricochet are probably a billion to one, but I doubt that this incredibly lucky guy will think twice before putting a helmet on next time he picks up a rifle.

Old Timey French Kickboxing

The french make me laugh. I never thought they could look like bigger sissies until I saw what they considered "kickboxing" from the 1920's. Just look at the grace and form. Tres Bien!

A Web Classic: Grape Lady

Reporter Melissa Sander was doing a live segment for Fox 5 Atlanta on a grape-smashing competition at the Chateau Elan Winery & Resort in Georgia one day in the late 90's.

She fall down go boom.

A Benny Hill Style Immigration Bust

Sometimes life imitates art. This is certainly one of those cases. The only thing missing is the guy in the gorilla suit.

Note: Check how many amigos y amigas get away.

An Olympic Taco Pop

I love Shawn Johnson. Not only did she win a gold medal at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, but she also won a gold at the Taco Popper Championship.

Grandkids in the Movies

I love these dudes... I wish they were in my movies...

The Catalina Wine Mixer

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This is a deleted scene from the movie Step Brothers, starring Will Ferrell. I happen to think this is really really reallly funny.

Thursday Spanish Lesson

On a program akin to The Maury Povich Show on Univision, Jorge has found himself in quite a conundrum...


Translation: "Jorge wants to be hardcore, but his mom won't let him."
Pobrecito!

Welcome To Flavor Country....

Human beings will eat anything. Case in point. Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.

Does Anyone Have A Spare Chair?

Professional wrestling lies somewhere between legitimate sports and those animatronic puppets that play music at Chucky Cheese. One part of the whole mess that is real are the fans. Watch what happens when a wrestler requests a folding chair from the audience.

Sound Check... One, Two

Wow. I can't say much more but, well, wow.

My favorite lines:

1.)I hit him in the face for insulting my beard.

2.)Too bad my wife's in charge of me...She awful...If I was to write a novel, it would be called "My Wife Theresa, The Common Piece of Street Trash."