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This is a deleted scene from the movie Step Brothers, starring Will Ferrell. I happen to think this is really really reallly funny.

Thursday Spanish Lesson

On a program akin to The Maury Povich Show on Univision, Jorge has found himself in quite a conundrum...


Translation: "Jorge wants to be hardcore, but his mom won't let him."
Pobrecito!

Welcome To Flavor Country....

Human beings will eat anything. Case in point. Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.

Does Anyone Have A Spare Chair?

Professional wrestling lies somewhere between legitimate sports and those animatronic puppets that play music at Chucky Cheese. One part of the whole mess that is real are the fans. Watch what happens when a wrestler requests a folding chair from the audience.

Sound Check... One, Two

Wow. I can't say much more but, well, wow.

My favorite lines:

1.)I hit him in the face for insulting my beard.

2.)Too bad my wife's in charge of me...She awful...If I was to write a novel, it would be called "My Wife Theresa, The Common Piece of Street Trash."

Dimitri's got game!

Click here for the audio only feed.

English people - "I can't beleive you've done this..."

With Wimbledon well underway, I thought I would post a bit of English charm. Even when these people mess with each other, they manage to uphold the most proper standards of language.

"This is the Daily Rant... Is the angle good?..."

Ah, the simple pleasures of life. A cool glass of lemonade on a hot summer day. The innocent curiosity of a newborn puppy. And perhaps the best of all simple pleasures- hitting your buddy in the back of his head, and capturing it all of camera.

Poor goalkeeping leads to fun blog-posting...

With the UEFA EURO 2008 Championship well underway, I thought I might dust off this old chestnut from the English Premier League.

Shaquille O'Neal raps quite poorly.

Lakers guard and NBA MVP Kobe Bryant has been unavailable for comment since a Youtube video surfaced of Shaquille O'Neal rapping about his former teammate during a recent freestyle session. Unfortunately, Kobe has been much too busy...

1.)Getting named to the Olympic team. (Shaq wasn't extended an invitation to the Olympic Basketball squad, or freestyle rap team.)

2.)Recuperating from the NBA Finals by going on vacation in Cabo with his wife that didn't divorce him. (Shaq-Fu's wife is divorcing him and taking... HALF!)

I'm sure Kobe will be absolutely heartbroken by O'Neal's comments. Just as soon as he gets back from Cabo, while getting ready for the Olympics in Beijing.

A quick guide on how chicken is prepared.

With the recent tomato salmonella scare sweeping the mid-west, I thought I would shed some light on another salmonella carrier- the common chicken.

Please to enjoy!

Honesty in T.V. Journalism

Now here's a guy who really had a reason not to come in to work that day...

American craftsmanship at its finest...

Last week, the Ford Motor Corporation shut down the F-series truck plant in Dearborn, Michigan, as well as the Explorer SUV plant in Louisville, Kentucky.

They'll tell you it's because Americans aren't buying trucks anymore. The real reason is that American car manufacturers put an inferior product into a competitive market.

Apparently. America is gettinginto the production of treadmills. Here's an example.

This guy is doing just fine on his American-made treadmill, but then everything just falls apart.

Literally

Tiger Woods wins the 2008 U.S. Open

Tiger Woods might be the best golfer ever, but these to hillbillies found a way to make a great sport even greater.

Look at the style... the grace... the dimple marks...(0:20)

Just a bit of summer fun out on the Lake...

For anyone who is not familiar with the summer's newest craze, it's simply referred to as "Kite Tubing."

When these kite tubes reach high speeds, they take flight, and consequently slam the rider down into the water.

As of July 2006, 39 injuries and two deaths from kite tubing have been reported.

Tubing....To the extreme!