McCain... Or McBain????

All of this backstabbing, mudtossing, and craphurling between Hillary and Barak has got to stop. What America needs is tough love.... And McBain is here to deliver it - with extreme prejudice!

Cubs vs. Sox Fans

Before you click on the link below, let me preface it with this. I am Chicago Sports Fan. Both my parents grew up on the South Side and are White Sox Fans and I grew up a Sox Fan. In fact, my nick name in baseball growing up was The Big Hurt after my favorite player, Frank Thomas. Then.....I went to college at DePaul University. Being on the North Side, you get submeresed into the Wrigleyville atmosphere, and truly, it is hard to deny. The pre-game bars, the bleachers, the after-game bars....it is truly a baseball fan's ideal college surroundings. For that, I will always be thankful to the Cubs. Needless to say, the link below exemplifies what you quickly learn in college what the difference between the two clubs is. The Sox fans that hate Cub fans are obviously aware of the current situation stated in this PowerPoint Presentation, and are rightfully unhappy about it. Solution??? BECOME A CUBS FAN!

http://wearethepostmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/powerpoint/CubsSoxFans.pps

Titannica

Mr. Show ran on HBO from November 3, 1995, to December 28, 1998. A lot of people thought what made it so unique was that there weren't any language or content restrictions because it was on HBO. but I think it was because David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were such good writers. You be the judge.


Here are a few other Mr. Show Sketches that will tickle your funny bone.

The Story Of Everest
Larry Kleist - Rapist
It's Insane, This Guy's Taint!
Pallies

Permanent Nutface Gary

This is clip from Will Ferrel and Adam McKay's website, Funny Or Die. It was written by and starring Rob Lathan. Why is this so funny? Because it started out as a stupid joke. Rob Lathan thought the Speak & Spell voice was so funny, that he would make up elaborate stories for his buddies, just because hearing the voice made them that much funnier. This was his favorite.



Don't forget to check out Permanent Nutface Gary's Myspace Page

It's Like Deja Vu- All Over Again...

This is a side by side comparison of this summer's Dark Knight, and the 1989 release of the Michael Keaton Jack Nicholson helmed Batman.

In this guy's opinion, this is an ingenious method to generate "buzz"- that all important x- factor in the contemporary world of the modern blockbuster.

"You've changed things, forever...
there's no going back.
See, to them, you're just a freak...
Like Me!"
-Heath Ledger's Joker.

Another coincidence...

Chris Nolan had an assistant named Tim Burton in the 1989 Batman,

and Tim Burton had an assistant named Chris Nolan in the 2008 Dark Knight...

(Cue Twilight Zone Music...)

Sometimes Audio Makes The Video

Looks like the typical stupid situation- some Jackasses have decided to tear an old beater a new one- but this video has something that most videos don't; audio panache.

1.) The build up. As the Subaru approaches, you can hear it picking up speed. The sound is augmented by the dude who is peeking around the corner.

2.) The Payoff. When the guy does the jump, the Dukes of Hazzard horn sound is so awesome, you can't help but laugh, and almost cheer on these morons.

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Just Another Sunday Night on Cole Avenue

Where to begin? Just imagine being the officer on the scene who had to take the statement from the 38 year old Cole Avenue man.

Either he is very honest of very creative. Either way, this is the best police blotter I have ever seen.

I think the best part is that the burglar took the time to feed the guy's dog mushrooms before he left, rendering the poor pooch hallucinatory and dying.

What the article doesn't mention is that the little puppy was rushed to the veterinary hospital in a doggie ambulance, where it was eventually pronounced dead on arrival.

I was able to find a photo from the ambulance of the poor little pooch. (Below)

Crime Sucks.

Brunos in the Millenium

This is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while. It reminds me soo much my elder sibblings. You have to see the similarities. #1 The smart ass brother who sees the seriousness and finds the humor in it. #2 The mother who is trying her best to make it serious, but can't hold back her laughter at her son's smart ass lightening of the situation. Best of all #3 The final breakdown of the girl into tears, and instead of consoling, the brother finds it the perfect opportunity to comment on how he is not only going to post all over the internet, but at how with her tears, it has now become the best home movie ever!

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Kelly Clarkson is a big fat pig.

Look, I'm no Adonis, but at least I don't hog out on the beach... And I am not under the delusional impression that I am a real life icon of attractiveness, but I'm also not Ms. Independent.

Kelly Clarkson needs to look in a mirror...

According to MSNBC and US Weekly...

"The Grammy-winning pop star enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not just when close friends are around, but even when her home is "filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings," reports the magazine. Why? "I just really like being naked," the "American Idol" star tells visitors with an apologetic shrug, according to the magazine."

"They tried to make me go to rehab and I said..."

O.k. Say what you want, but this is exactly what rock and roll needs. Imagine the scene without Winehouse. We would be left with Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, and Pete Wentz.

Phil Collins would be rolling in his grave.

"The junkie singer, 24, is to be quizzed by police after claims she HEADBUTTED a Good Samaritan who hailed her a cab outside a bar.

Rehab star Amy, said to have PUNCHED a second victim in the face, sank to a horrific new low while high on Class A drugs.

Onlookers told how the married singer also SNOGGED a mystery fella at a nightspot and shocked punters by overturning tables and drinks.

She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only HALF her promised fare home.

An onlooker said: “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs’.”"

This movie is going to suck balls. Period.

The new trailer for "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian." dropped today, and I, for one, am embarrassed for them.

The first one sucked the big one, so I can only assume we're in for another turd. I will say though, Ben Barnes is smoldering.

Talk about a train wreck... Err car wreck?

Methinks this is all part of the publicity machine....

"A spokesman for the northern town of Limone sul Garda says the stuntman suffered serious head injuries when he and another stuntman crashed during a car chase sequence on a winding lakeside road. The spokesman says the stuntman underwent surgery at a hospital in nearby Verona. He said the second stuntman was slightly injured." - A.P.

This thing is gonna be huge!!!!!

Ok Matt and Tom, Let's do this... I have a lot of layout work to do, but the ball is rolling (if ever so slowly...) Remember... Anything thing you think is funny cool, etc. Movies T.V. Culture, you name it!!!!