Where to begin? Just imagine being the officer on the scene who had to take the statement from the 38 year old Cole Avenue man.
Either he is very honest of very creative. Either way, this is the best police blotter I have ever seen.
I think the best part is that the burglar took the time to feed the guy's dog mushrooms before he left, rendering the poor pooch hallucinatory and dying.
What the article doesn't mention is that the little puppy was rushed to the veterinary hospital in a doggie ambulance, where it was eventually pronounced dead on arrival.
I was able to find a photo from the ambulance of the poor little pooch. (Below)
Either he is very honest of very creative. Either way, this is the best police blotter I have ever seen.
I think the best part is that the burglar took the time to feed the guy's dog mushrooms before he left, rendering the poor pooch hallucinatory and dying.
What the article doesn't mention is that the little puppy was rushed to the veterinary hospital in a doggie ambulance, where it was eventually pronounced dead on arrival.
I was able to find a photo from the ambulance of the poor little pooch. (Below)
Crime Sucks.
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